You're young, you're hungry, and you're clueless.
The kitchen looms before you like something from The X-Files. There's food in there, but then what? It'll have to be cooked...or at least peeled. Probably both. And you can't afford to keep ordering pizza. Aaarghhhh!
How to Boil an Egg?
Running egg-2,5 minutes;
Soft egg-3 minutes;
Soft egg with no gooey spots-4 minutes;
Hard-boiled egg-15 minutes
Serve it and eat it out of a nice little egg cup with your favorite spoon.
It guaranteed to give yourself a perfect cooked egg.